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slaura
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 11:53 pm    Post subject: Joke of the day......................... Reply with quote

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Christmas.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.
Who died and who lived?
The perfect woman because the perfect man and Santa Claus aren't real.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The perfect woman isn't real either. Wink
And the only perfect Man is the GodMan- Jesus Christ. Very Happy Cool



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